This week, in the middle of the beautiful chaos that I’m so thankful for, I never thought I’d have to say:

1. Please don’t pass gas on your sibling when you’re nad at them.

2. Please don’t rub your dirty shirt on yourself just because you’re about to get in the shower.

3. Please don’t use your brother’s Chocolate Axe Body Wash just because it smells good.

4. Instead of calling each other unkind words when you’re arguing with each other, why not just call each other grammatical terms. Instead of saying “You are a meany!” – you could say – “You are a pronoun!”